cod:

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cod:

cod:

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

This is one of your worst posts yet man

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

bearhole:

everythingfox:

Mini wheat babies

(via)

thememedaddy:

gamingracoon:

fatmasc:

fatmasc:

“how to look androgynous” “nonbinary fashion tips” you are skinny im not listening to you

ALT

Youre supposed to interpret it as “skinny nonbinary ppl see themselves as the default state of being nonbinary and exclude fat nonbinary people constantly especially in discussions of presentation” hope that helps

april132009:

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

oykamu:

What is your most toxic driving trait?

Tailgating

Texting while driving

Switching lanes with no signal (I call this California freeway hive mind)

Hitting cruise control and sitting with both feet up on the seat

Jarring stops and starts

Fast and furious speeding

Sitting in the fast lane going the speed limit

A road terror—more than one

I don’t drive/none

Other—leave in tags

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that-house:

that-house:

queenofnevermore:

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

all of our trobles seem so small from up here